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Okay, so there was this guy see, and his name was really bryan, but everyone called him Koosh. Okay, so you following? Well he was real cool and had hot pants, they were from express, but he bought them on sale, because he's bourgouise like that, sort of. He works at disneyland, but get this, he's not gay. Crazy I know, but thats how cool he is. Anyways, he has a mythosaur skull tatoo and its all bumpily and cool feeling because he heals really fast. So he is pretty much like a real wolverine. Okay, now this is where it gets really crazy, so just hold on. He is Guatemalan, like one hundred percent, crazy I know, but it's true. You can't really tell, he's all incognito and rabbits about it. He's low on hygine but high on personality, so it balances out, and did I mention he looks cute in his hot pants and stencilled shirts. So yes, pretty much he is the coolest thing since heated toilet seats. So drop in and say hi, he might even respond, but no promises, living life to the fullest takes up most of his time. sans and written by


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